Man's Best Friend
It's the internet. Weird stuff you can't unsee happens every day. But there are some pics out there that just defy logic and reason.
And though a lot of these kinds of pics are Photoshopped, sometimes the most bizarre, unbelievable double-take photos are actually real. From a dog-headed man to a disgusting new take on the banana split, the only rational response to the following pics is "WTF." Come for the pics, stay for the puns!
Just another average snuggle sesh of a dog and his... human? At first glance, it looks like this is a dog-headed man! On further inspection, it's just a man and his dog.
Do You Even Lift, Bro?
Look at the love on that pupper's face! You can tell he's snuggling with his best friend. Up next, the most impressive bartender you've ever seen in your life!
I don't think even a frat guy could lift these many beers! I wonder how many Oktoberfests this woman must have worked to learn this skill? These aren't pints, these are full liters, which makes them even heavier.
The Fabled Banana-Dog
I'd say this beer server has earned a great tip! Up next, a new "dessert" that might have you running for the bathroom.
What kind of banana split would this banana-dog make? I think if you used mashed potatoes instead of ice cream and ketchup instead of chocolate sauce, it might be a pretty good combination!
Disgruntled Deer, News At 11
As long as this hot dog doesn't taste like bananas, we might be on to something. A lot of people go all "deer in headlights" when someone puts a microphone in their face, though the next slide takes that quite literally.
"I was sitting here in the middle of the road, minding my own business, and BAM! A car comes speeding out of nowhere and hits me!" We can only imagine what this deer had to say when he finally got the microphone.
Call The Fire Departm.... Oh.
I'm sure it made for some exciting television. If you're ever in an emergency, it's safe to say the next slide shows something you never want to see!
Have you ever seen a fire truck on fire? Who would you even call for that? Hopefully this fire department has another truck, because this one is toast-- burnt toast at that.
Open Wide
Why wouldn't they make fire trucks out fire-proof material? Seems like we should get on that. Our next entry is going to make you laugh at first, but then feel kind of terrible for it.
The sheer look of surprise on this little guppy's mouth is easy to see. I'd imagine it would be quite a shock to go from a nice, cozy home underwater to flying through the air.
He's A Brick... House
Let's hope this little guy managed to wriggle free before he ended up as lunch! I don't even know how the next image is even physically possible.
I guess if you REALLY want a mobile home, this is a step in the right direction? This pedal pusher is more than ready for the Big Bad Wolf. If he can't out-bike him, when Wolfie shows up to huff and puff and blow his bike down, he's in for a surprise!
OCCUPIED!
Ever accidentally walk in on someone using the bathroom? Awkward, right? Not as awkward as the next pic.
There's nothing worse than having someone walk in on you when you're trying to use the bathroom. The look of irritation on this cat's face says it all. Can't a guy get some privacy around here?
How Now Brown Cow
This is why I don't use the litter box! The next pic might have you second-guessing your almond milk craze...
Holy cow, so THAT'S where almond milk comes from! Something tells me this isn't dairy-free, as that's one nutty cow. It is udderly amazing how these two cartons match up together.
I See Dead Pixels...
If I saw that I wouldn't keep moo-ving, it would be a mis-steak. When aliens find the next pic thousands of years from now, they're not going to be able to make any sense of it.
I don't think you'd be able to code your way out of this one. Was this a particularly devoted computer enthusiast, or did his boss expect him to take his work with him when he left?
If Tyrion Lannister Was A Bullfighter
Either way, I don't think you're going to get very much productivity out of this computer. This next pic just made me cringe!
Someone should tell this bull the Lannisters always pay their debts. Jon Snow may know nothing, but he knows better than to wave a red flag in front of an angry bull!
This Window Is In Pane
This guy should invest in a good set of pants since, as we all know, Winter Is Coming. I can't believe the person on the next slide thought that would work ...
Something tells me this "fix" isn't going to last through storm season. Little Billy must have broken the window playing ball in the house (again), and tried to fix it using a band-aid.
Open Wide!
All little kids know that band aids fix everything, so why not fix the window with one? This next one is just so perfectly timed, I'm glad someone got the picture!
I'm not sure if this was a convenient spot, or if this is the dog's opinion on this piece of art. Maybe he thought he looked thirsty? Or maybe this open mouth looked like a fire hydrant to him?
Would You Like To Play A Game?
Either way, in this instance, the dog is NOT man's best friend! Chess is hard enough without the next pic making it look practically impossible.
I'm not sure if this is chess or if we've wandered into Wonderland. Maybe it's chess on steroids? I guess this is the chess board you graduate to when you've become a regular old boring chess grandmaster.
Comin In Hot!
I wonder if the same strategies would still apply! Perfectly-timed pics always go viral, but the next one might be the best we've seen!
I'm sure this sports photographer wanted to get a close-up, but not THIS close! I would love to see the before, during, and after photos from this crash. And look at the videographer, he knows where the action is!
An Egg-sellent Delivery
Looks like they both got the whole thing on film. Safe to say if you ever saw the next pic in real life, you'd have some serious questions...
This is a pretty egg-streme delivery. I hope she doesn't spill her bike-- that would be quite a scramble. I think I'd crack up under the pressure.
Uh Oh
I'm too much of a chicken to whisk breaking this many eggs! I wonder if this is considered an egg-spress delivery? How does something like the next pic even happen?!
I don't think this was in the original design. You know how it's bad luck to walk under a ladder? This has got to be some kind of bad luck too, if only for the poor workman who made this mistake.
Ride 'Em Cowb... Monkey?
You use the ladder one time to stabilize a wobbly board and this happens! I smell a Disney-Pixar flick in the making from the next pic.
I'd love some backstory on this one. Whose pig is that? Does the pig belong to the monkey? Or does the monkey belong to the pig?
Führer Toast
And more importantly, does the monkey have a tiny hat, saddle, and boots for his riding pig? So many questions, so few answers. No internet article is complete without a shameless Nazi reference, so click to the next slide to see something truly bizarre.
Excuse me, waiter? There is a tyrant on my toast! I wanted plain white toast, not white power toast, and a pot of tea, not a despot. I hope eating all that evil doesn't cause indigestion.
High Tech Hanger
I wonder if service at this restaurant would be facist... I mean, fast. The next slide shows there's nothing in your house collecting dust that can't be upcycled into something useful!
The key to a good closet is organization. I know you might get a little board with cleaning, but you can't escape it. Good control over the space is what's important.
iMoney
Such a capital idea to utilize old tech this way! It's a way of shifting things around. We all know Apple makes the best tech (suck it, Android!), but it's hard to imagine the next pic ever being real ...
I know some consider iPhones to be a money-eater, but this is ridiculous! Is this a throwback to bend-gate? If you can't use your iPhone as a phone, why not as a money clip?
In this case, the money clip is more expensive than the money it's holding! Do you love your dog? Not as much as the next guy ...