My Crazy Ex
Oh I had one mega-crazy ex…This girl was 5 kinds of messed in the head and needed to be locked the heck up.
First, she had a kid… I didn’t doubt that, I saw her stretch marks. Not a big deal. She claimed the kid had been kidnapped by the baby-daddy and disappeared. OK – stranger things have happened.
Things started not adding up soon. She was a pathological liar – started with “I make $60/hr in the military” … which I knew was BS for her “rank,” since my mom was a higher rank than she was, and made far less than that.
She stole my car one night, and by the time the cops got there she was already back and claimed innocence, and the cops threatened to arrest me for making a false report.
Then she tried playing the ultimate psycho card, and said she’d had a call saying her kid/daddy had been in a wreck in Canada, and the kid was dead. At first, I wasn’t sure whether to call BS on that or not. Two days later she downed a bottle of sleeping pills with a full bottle of Vodka.
While she was in the hospital, I did some digging and found out that she and her husband got a divorce and he was awarded custody due to her being a complete nutbag. I noped the heck out of there as fast as I could.
Story credit: Reddit/ rushaz
