The Keg Incident
My college ex and I broke up amicably – just going in different directions.
The next guy she dated, she caught him drunkenly banging her sister, in her bed, at her house party. She *flipped*. She was only about 5’2, 110, but she somehow hulked a half-full keg out of a second-story bedroom window onto the roof of his car. Legal drama galore. She called me to bail her out. I did.
I never could decide if it was a bullet dodged or if I really couldn’t blame her. That was one hell of a provocation.
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