Heroic Reckoning at the Roommate’s Bed
Didn’t happen to me but a friend of mine & roommate at the time, cheated on his girlfriend. Well his girlfriend came over in the morning to surprise him (and unbeknownst to her, the random girl in his bed) while I was on my way to work. Next thing I know is she’s screaming DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY over and over again.
I peaked in the room just in time to see her squeezing the last few drops of laundry detergent all over him and the girl in his bed.
He was my friend, but at that moment she was my hero.
Story credit: Reddit/ dozernaps
