The Lawyer

I had been crushing on this girl in my office for months. Her name was Liza, she was smart, gorgeous, and had a great sense of humor. I finally mustered the courage to ask her out, and to my surprise, she said yes.
We had a great time on our first date, but things started to unravel pretty quickly after that. I soon realized that she had a tendency to lie about everything – from her age to her job title.
I found myself constantly questioning her honesty, and it really put a damper on our relationship. It wasn’t until she tried to convince me to help her cheat on an important legal case that I realized she was nothing like the person I had imagined in my head.
Needless to say, that was the end of our relationship. Her name matched her life perfectly.