These Truly Bizarre Things Could Only Happen At Walmart

Only At Walmart

Most people know about what can go down at Walmart. It might be the items that are found on the shelves or the people who are purchasing them... they can sometimes be downright weird! Something is always happening at Walmart, we can at least say that!

Here are some of the weirdest things people have captured on camera at Walmart. Among them are an employee choir and some bad parenting.

Fool Me Once...

Someone rushed into Walmart just to grab a few things, unfortunately for him, he left his window cracked just a tiny bit. Even more unfortunate was the pizza he left underneath the window. Somebody must have noticed the opportunity and snagged a piece as they walked past.

Everyone knows parking lots are a dog-eat-dog world. The guy who owned the pizza should at least feel lucky that the thief wasn't greedy. He could have lost the whole pizza or even the precious ranch dip.

Lawsuit Waiting To Happen

A guy at Walmart noticed that in the parking lot the "P" of a pharmacy sign was hanging by very little. He took this as an opportunity to stand underneath the sign for hours in the hopes that it would land on him.

This guy gets respect for his commitment to the get rich quick mindset. Surely more people saw the sign and thought about it. But no one tried it until this guy.

"Eyes Of The Child"

Walmart seems to be trying to make their company feel more like a family. The company has a choir comprised of employees which isn't too weird. It's the name of the choir that's a little strange, to say the least - it's called "Eyes Of The Child."

It's curious then whether or not the choir is optional or it's part of the job description. The proceeds should go to charity rather than back into the company - which is probably illegal.

Quick Nap

Surely there are more comfortable places to snooze in a Walmart. The furniture section, no? Well, this guy seems happy underneath the electronics section regardless.

This guy could fall asleep anywhere in the world. Maybe they've taken numerous naps at Walmart and they've deemed this place to be the best. Hopefully, an employee sees him before they lock the store for the night.

A Spectacle

You know what they say - the best thing to do with a naughty kid is to strap them to the back of your electric chair. They'll have fun being pulled along the cool floor while you can concentrate on what you needed to get.

Just be careful, you don't want to reverse forgetting that your child is there. As long as you keep that in mind it should all be fine. And if you see any other children, watch out for them as well.

Nice Hair

Now this woman knows how to rock an outrageous hairdo. The man's face, as he drives past, explains describes how we feel. It must have taken a lot of dedication to get her hair the way it is now.

That hair looks like it could fall at any point, so we hope she's out getting some hairspray for stability. Employees might want to check that she isn't hiding anything in her hair either, she could lift the whole shop with that hair.

Walmart Traffic

Now here we have a good ol' traffic jam inside a Walmart. You might not think this is a common occurrence but with all the mobility scooters we're sure there has to happen at least once a day at peek hours. Maybe this jam happened due to a collision between two of the scooters.

What we're asking is how many scooters does the store have available? It seems they're everyone's preferred cart. They don't seem like calm drivers either.

Fashion At Its Finest

You can tell this man has intentionally grown out his hair for this look. It must have taken a lot of time and he probably thinks it looks great. We respect his dedication. Maybe he shaves the rest of his body to make his neck hair stand out? Or maybe he's a grinch underneath his shirt.

He doesn't seem surprised that someone's taking a photo either. Maybe he's used to having a lot of attention on him and he likes it. Either way we can say this you don't see this every day.

Grape Fanta?

Now with the way social media is these days, it's no wonder we see people taking photos in Walmart. The chip aisle seems like the perfect place, right?

Even though this woman is gorgeous, we just have many questions we wish we could ask her. Why has she got sunglasses on indoors? And who the heck likes grape Fanta?

Another Hairdo

Life is a stressful environment. You should let your hair down every opportunity you can. This includes those walks down Walmart's Aisles. We wonder if this woman even has a hair tie that can rangle her hair.

At least her hair looks clean and healthy. Now imagine how she manages to wash the ends of her hair. She must be at Walmart for her weekly bottle of shampoo and conditioner, she should probably buy in bulk to be honest.

Service Squirrel

Nothing says 'sanitation' like bringing a squirrel into Walmart. However, the squirrel does seem to be relatively trained just sitting on the man's shoulder. Hopefully, the squirrel doesn't go around crawling around on any of the food or clothing, because we're pretty sure that it doesn't have all of its shots yet.

We're willing to bet that nobody told him that he couldn't bring his squirrel into the store because Walmart is relatively well-known for not having too many rules regarding their customers. It's one of those things that makes Walmart so appealing to some people.

Make Way For The Goat!

Here's another example of a rather random animal roaming the aisles of a Walmart. Although this is certainly unusual, you can't say that you would be incredibly surprised to see something like this. The question is what caused this man to actually bring his goat into the store.

Certainly, there could have been other steps taken to leave it at home instead of bringing it with him. You can probably find a goat sitter if you look hard enough. But who knows, maybe the goat just really likes going to Walmart! We can't argue with that!

Lockdown

Wow, this kid must have seriously messed up the last time he went to Walmart. His mom is taking things to the next level and she's clearly not taking any chances with him. We're pretty sure that there are more humane ways to keep your kid in line, but if it works, it works.

As long as you keep a firm grip on the cart, that kid isn't going anywhere and you won't have to worry about him running away from you and maybe being bitten by a goat running around the aisles, or a squirrel with rabies.

Bring Your Grandma To Walmart Day

Okay, there has to be some kind of law against this. If you've ever been a little kid, you know just how uncomfortable those shopping carts can be. If they're that uncomfortable when you're five, there's no telling how painful it is at this woman's age.

Not to mention, how is she going to get out of there? That's going to take some serious effort and maneuvering which is going to be hard for this elderly woman. We hope that she got out alright and didn't hurt herself in the process!

He Went To Walmart!

Nothing screams class like buying your fiance an engagement ring from a display case at Walmart. While most people say that an engagement ring should be a couple months salary, now you can afford it for just one hour of work -- depending on your job.

It says that they have the look of a diamond, so there's no way that your significant other would ever figure out how much it actually cost! Notice that some of the rings are already missing, so people have already made the decision to buy them for their own wedding. Don't miss out!

License And Registration, Please

We're not entirely sure how a vehicle made it this far into Walmart before it was finally stopped, but it's impressive. It doesn't look like it ran through a wall or anything, so it must have carefully driven through the sliding glass doors.

Chances are, this person is extremely inebriated and thought that it would be a good idea to drive their car inside Walmart for some reason that we may never fully understand. We're just glad that the police made it there in time before somebody got seriously hurt.

Have To Be Back In Time For Surgery

Walmart really is a lawless land. The only place you're going to see something like this is a place like Walmart.This man clearly went shopping, purchased his items, and is now walking out of the store in the condition that he's in. Notice how nobody is following him or trying to help him because it's probably just another day working at Walmart for the employees.

Hopefully, this guy made it back to the hospital safe and sound and his happy with his purchases that day. Maybe the hospital staff will keep a better eye on their patients next time too.

Parenting 101

You would think that at least one other customer would try and stop this little girl from putting a plastic bag over her head when her mom doesn't seem to care. If you are as clueless as this mother, this is extremely dangerous because the child can end up suffocating themselves if they aren't careful.

The other lady in the picture clearly sees what is going on, but continues to drink her coffee like it's not her problem. Also, shame on whoever took this picture rather than help. Clearly, it's a free for all at Walmart.

Bologna Party

The real question is, where is this man going with all this bologna. There doesn't seem like there could be a believable answer. Either he has plans to throw one of the biggest bologna parties of all time, or he's planning on getting some kind of world record that involves eating a lot of bologna.

What isn't surprising is that Walmart has that much bologna ready to sell, more so than any other normal grocery store. Even though this guy seems to be buying all of the bologna available, chances are they still have more in the back.

Looking For Gator Food

Something tells us that isn't very safe at all. First off, it's probably not safe for the animal who might need water. And if that thing gets out, it could very well give someone a nasty bite. How he made it through the entrance and past the greeters with the animal we're not sure, but he looks confident walking around with it, so maybe he's done it before.

We hope that the animal is okay as well as everyone else that was in the store at the same time. Just another questionable thing at Walmart on a daily basis.

Dealing With Customers Who Act Like Children

One of the duties of Walmart employees is to gather the carts and electric wheelchairs from the parking lot and around the store. Sometimes, they're broken. And here's why. Either there was only one chair left, or these two wanted to share.

Either way, it's not good for the electric wheelchair. Imagine being the employee that has to tell the grown woman to get off the back of the seat.

Helping Customers Without Cracking Up Laughing

If you work at Walmart, your main job is customer service. As anyone who has worked in customer service knows, it can be a tough job, depending on the customers that you are dealing with.

Here's an example of a Walmart customer looking to buy some perfume, probably a scent that matches his tiny, tight dress. Now how is a Walmart employee expected to help this gentleman without busting up laughing? Acting professionally can be tough!

When At Walmart...

These two ladies came across some stuffed shark heads while at Walmart and just had to try them on. And why not? That's what Walmart is for, doing whatever you want. What makes it even better is that this is a mother-daughter pair. It looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Walmart is full of surprises and plenty of things to distract you from your shopping list.

I Love Lamp

Why grab a shopping cart when you can just put everything you buy on your body? It appears this woman is pushing someone in a wheelchair, so maybe that's why she wasn't able to grab a cart. We applaud her original ingenuity in finding a way to carry the lampshade that she is (hopefully) about to buy.

There aren't too many other items (other than clothing) that you can wear around the store before checking out. We wonder what else she's shopping for.

Well, He Tried?

We're wondering how many phone numbers this ladies man collected during his trip to Walmart. These days too many people resort to social media and dating apps to talk to people. Why not just buy a white t-shirt and blast your message across your clothing? This is a bold and ridiculous move, but he claims he's a "good man."

There are a lot of questions left unanswered here, but anyone who ends up texting him probably doesn't care about their guy being a good dresser!

Don't Steal The Steaks!

Clearly, this Walmart location has had some trouble keeping track of its steak. You would never see this in a typical grocery store, but this is Walmart. All of the rules and your expectations of what would be are thrown out the window.

Just imagine being a fly on the wall at the meeting where the manager calls for security sensors to be placed on each of the steaks. Classic Walmart.

Group Shot

Is that a possum? This group of friends at a Texas Walmart are having too much fun with these animal heads. Once you try them on, you pretty much have to buy it, right? @derbydiamondcuts captioned it, "A few of my favorite humans living their best life." Who knew you could live your best life at Walmart?

We're guessing that none of them actually purchased and walked out with one of the heads. Why bother when you can get the shot inside the store for free?