These First Date Stories Will Make You Give Up On Dating For Good

"He snapped his fingers at a waiter. It was so rude, and I was mortified.

I left straight away before we’d even ordered a drink." -Reddit user emmi5

"First date we are at a Japanese restaurant. She asked me my star sign, I replied "Scorpio". She leaned over the table and slapped me clean & hard across the face.

Naturally I was shocked and confused, I mouthed "What...?", she firmly says "I NEVER date Scorpios". I went to the bathroom, came back - she had gone, and paid for everything." -Reddit user TheBlackRoomba

"We were at a club, and he kept running into attractive women that he knew but apparently had not seen in a while. I overheard him lament to a friend, 'I never see any of these ladies until I'm here with a date, then I can't do anything!

Why do I have to have a date here tonight of all nights?' I had him take me back home so he could 'go back and enjoy all of the women that he never runs into.'" -Reddit user Georgia_girl_52

"She told me she was probably going to ghost me and then asked me to buy her a second drink while I was only a couple sips into mine." -Reddit user eanstwatem

"He said, 'I have four kids from three different women. I have cheated on all of them but something tells me that it will be different with you.

Do you like kids?' I excused myself to the bathroom and ran for the hills."

-Reddit user FrequentBandWagoner

"Went to meet a guy for the first time at his house. There was a pile of toenail clippings on his coffee table. And it wasn’t one recent clipping.

It was like, many clippings. Out the door I went." -Reddit user Amos_Moses83

"I went on a date with a guy because my friends pestered me to give him a chance because he was 'nice.' He negged me the entire date, insulted my degree, and kept looking at the woman next to our table.

I said 'Nope!' and ghosted him." -Reddit user batimafernardes

"About 15 minutes into the date he said, 'You're really pretty, but you'd be prettier if you didn't have tattoos and straightened your hair.'" -Reddit user Obvious_Explorer90

"I walked into a glass panel really hard and got hurt, and he laughed. Everyone else at the restaurant got up to check on me, and he just guffawed like an ass.

I told him that I hope he finds what he's looking for elsewhere and bailed." -Reddit user Meccha_me_2

"When we met up and he insisted within the hour that we go to his house, then raised up his pant leg to show me his ankle monitor." -Reddit user danceculture

"He shouted at a kid at the table right next to ours.

The rage that I felt right at that moment helped me leave the table after saying my piece, without looking back." -Reddit user Sera0Sparrow

"We were hooking up, and he said that he doesn't go down on women because he's a 'germaphobe.'" -Reddit user rikisha

"He invited his friends on the date and wouldn't speak to me, but stared at me intensely the whole time.

His friends were nice enough, but I was so weirded out." -Reddit user stupidgoddamnwebsite

"I had to pick him up and he complained about everything. My car, the way I drove, my music taste, why was I being so quiet while carefully plotting my escape plan.

Definitely the moment he said “My friends really want to meet you. I need them to know you’re real.” Annnnnnndddddd that’s when I bounced." -Reddit user guacnchip

"He drank 11 Sierra Mists and two beers in one hour." -Reddit user chaygray