A Presidential candidate for the “Most Powerful Nation in the World” needs to uphold a certain standard of morality, honesty, and dignity… Or do they?
“Remember… I’m Gonna Pretend To Hate You…”
Not only is he friends with Hillary Clinton… he’s also friends with her husband, former Democratic President, Bill Clinton. How much more GOP-controversial can you get?!
Ive Got Billions, They’ve Got Hooters
Running as the Presidential candidate of a party that espouses (if not practices) traditional standards of morality… Donald might want to keep this picture under wraps… oops.
Smiling With the Enemy
Ooooh man! You might be surprised to hear this, and Donald might want to keep this a secret (too late), but he’s really good friends with his supposed enemy, Hillary Clinton.
This Is Just Plaid Embarrassing
We can see why he pretty much always wears suits. This is not his best look, and we know he’s got the means to do better (he’s told us at least 3,000 times).
Donald Arrives With His Harem
We know Republicans secretly love debauchery, they just love to pretend they don’t. Donald has no problems flaunting it but he might want to keep it secret during the campaign.
Donald the Playboy
Thinking of himself as a Hugh Hefner suits Trump just fine. Here he is with his wife, Melania Trump, and one of Hefner’s many, many women.
Friends First
Donald Trump enjoys the company of former President, Bill Clinton, as they play a round of golf on one of Trump’s golf courses.
Money Buys Beauty
Women don’t really care if a guy is good looking or not… so long as he has money. Money trumps all, as it were, and Trump has some serious trumping power!
Decidedly Un-First Lady Like
Every guy in America WISHES the First Lady acted like this all the time, but that’s not what’s going to win an election… or is it?
The Gateway To Hell Is Now Open
We’re not quite sure what’s happening here or how we should be reacting, but it’s clearly obvious that the gateway to Hell is now open for business.
He Sure Loves Women
We know Donald is a straight guy, so we KNOW he loves women! But as a Presidential candidate, you’re technically not supposed to draw attention to that.
Illegal in NYC
Busting out his best man spreading pose, Donald might want to stay out of New York City for a bit… a city that has banned comfortable poses. Bunch of tyrannical morons!
Thumbs Up For Allah
Donald Trump has nothing but love for Saudi Arabia… in front of the Saudis… and nothing but hatred for Islam… in front of Republicans. Anyone else see a contradiction here?
Bring on the Chicks
Donald has to spend his money somehow and what else spends money as fast as gold digging women? Nothing, that’s what.
Creepazoid
America today has reverted to nearly the Victorian standards of modesty from England of years gone by… so Donald kissing a much younger Miss America doesn’t really fly anymore.
Hail To The Sheikh
More proof of Donald’s love of Saudi Arabian oil money… uh, we mean Saudi Arabia. Actually, no, we really mean his love of money.
Pledge Allegiance To THIS!
Donald Trump refuses to be caught on camera pledging allegiance to a country… that would limit his options too much. He needs some breathing room for his backdoor dealing.
Trump, Clinton & Co.
A quick round of golf with people richer and more powerful that you can ever dream possible is a regular day in the life of Trump. But don’t worry, he’ll fight for the people!
Donald vs The Wind Aint Pretty
And that was just a light breeze! Can you even begin to imagine what this man looks like in the morning?!
Sucking Face, Trump Style!
This will either make you think Trump’s just a regular, dirty old man, or it will make you gag… probably both. HURL!
This Should Be Plastered EVERYWHERE!
Here’s one picture that Donald Trump should actually encourage to be plastered everywhere a man, woman and child can see. That’s Donald winning a bet against WWE’s Vince McMahon and collecting!
Donald Likes His B-Ball Players Flamboyant
Donald cozying up to famous basketball player, Dennis Rodman, the most flamboyant player formerly in the game.
All These Pics Are Now Internet Immortal?!
Yup, this is how Donald feels now that these pics are all internet immortal… and just in time for the Presidential election!
Well This Is Awkward
There’s nothing quite as Presidential as wrestling with a woman in public. Hopefully that didn’t leave any bruises.
GOP Frontrunners
For a while, Trump and Cruz were the frontrunners for the GOP nomination… until everyone noticed that Trump was winning by a landslide.
Serving The People
This is NOT what Donald Trump meant when he said he would serve the people. Actually, we’re not sure he said that at all.
In His Element
You can tell by Donald Trump’s smile when he’s in his element. His element being “anytime he’s feeling appreciated.”
He Loves The Wings At Hooters
And why wouldn’t he? They’re delicious! Especially when served by a beautiful waitress.
Not Quite Sure Why Hes On THIS Cover
Did Playboy really think this was a selling point for their magazine? More so than the hot girl? If I was that model, I’d feel insulted.
Its Good To Be Rich
Not worrying about bills is awesome. Being is this picture is priceless.
Some People Want Their Books Signed, And Others…
The office of the President of the United States needs to uphold a certain standard of conduct. We guess this might be the standard from now on.
Not Sure Which One Is More Controversial
It’s a toss up, really! Both of these men are really controversial, depending on who you ask.
The Second Amendment
Donald Trump supports your second ammendment right… to own a musket!
Give It up, Homie!
Donald tried for the “low five,” Jeb Bush decided it was time for an awkward holding of hands.
Yo Momma Is So…
