94. Not My Problem
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Someone lost their keys at a buddy’s table the other night and then got mad that he hadn’t made a good enough effort to find his keys.
So when the customer called the server a bad worker for not finding his keys, I called the customer an idiot for losing them in the first place.
Customer: You should have looked harder for the keys I lost earlier.
Me: Shouldn’t have lost your keys.
