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People Share Their Best Comebacks to a Rude Customer

91. Jokes On Them


I worked at a drive-thru coffee shop for a while. Whenever a customer was rude over the drive-thru speaker, they’d frequently just ignore me at the window because it’s easier to be a dick when you’re not looking at the person, I guess. I had this conversation many times:

“How are you?”

No response.

“Your total is x.”

Gives me the card, won’t even look at me. Acting like this is the biggest inconvenience they’ve ever dealt with.

“Do you have a stamp card?”


So I would give these customers their order as they continued to ignore me and say “You’re welcome! Have a nice day!”, shut the window before they could react, then smile and wave as they glared at me before accepting their defeat.



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