9. No More Alcohol For You
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A woman complained about her cocktail, saying she couldn’t taste the alcohol, could we make it stronger.
It was already a double, but we added a splash. She still couldn’t taste it, could we add more?
She was obviously drunk when she arrived and angling to get more drunk as cheaply as possible.
Which is why I took her cocktail, apologized that it wasn’t to her liking, and said I’d take it off her bill, effectively cutting her off for the night.
