88. The Customer Is Not Always Right

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Bar staff here. Short and simple. Had a guy get angry at me because he made his order unclear, and he comes out with my favourite phrase in the world.
“I don’t care. The customers are always right.”
Just looked him in the eyes and said: Yeah, not while I’m behind the bar, mate.”
He shut up, and the reaction of his friends was priceless.