86. It’s A Tomato

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Once worked at a Taco Bell, and some woman tried to complain that her beef was undercooked and that it was red.
I looked her deadpan in the face and said, “Yeah, because that’s a tomato. The meat is precooked and colored, so it’s impossible to be pink.”
The huffiness on her face was genuinely entertaining to me. And I told her to bring it up to the counter to let me see and just make sure for quality control.
Spoiler: She didn’t