85. Not Hot Enough
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My uncle used to deal with little old Jewish ladies, and they’d ALWAYS complain their soups were not hot enough, no matter if it was boiling in the boil.
Anyways one particular lady had my uncle bring her soup back like four times or something outrageous, and she asked another time, and my uncle said in the gayest and sassiest way, “Your soup isn’t hot enough? That’s not what you’d be telling your lawyer if I spilled it in your lap.”
