82. It Shows
I had a suited and booted guy try to pay for a mars bar with a £50 note around a minute after we opened kick off at me because I couldn’t change the note.
We had literally just opened, and I didn’t have the cash in my till yet. There was a crowd building behind him of people wanting their morning paper and coffee as he starts yelling about how, “I earn more in a day than you earn in a month!”
And I responded with, “Yeah dickhead, it shows!” And the entire queue laughs. He wasn’t too happy with my response!