80. Good Luck, Sir
I work at a specialty coffee shop that is not the cutest looking on the inside. A woman came in and tried to order a drink that we don’t have and isn’t on our menu.
She became pissed even though I calmly explained other options to her. She is in front of a long line of people and says very loudly, “I have been to way more fancy coffee shops than this place”.
To which I replied, “Me too.” She stormed out, and her SO stayed to place his order. He looked so embarrassed but really wanted his drink.
As I hand it to him, I said, “Have a good day and good luck sir” nodding towards the door. He said “thanks” and went on his way.