79. Not Rare Enough
Me and a buddy worked a grill in town. A customer came in and asked for a steak that was rare.
My buddy cooked it with plenty of pink on the inside like he always does and never once had a complaint.
Waitress serves it to the customer, and he complains that it WASN’T rare enough. The owner of the restaurant was so pissed that he pulled out another steak and slammed it on the grill. 5 seconds on one side and 5 on the other side and served it to the guy himself.
Sure enough, he ate the whole steak and used the complimentary rolls to soak up the blood and eat them.