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People Share Their Best Comebacks to a Rude Customer

78. “Enjoy Your Soup”


Had a guy ask me to bring him some pepper to the table so I happily obliged. As I’m walking away after giving him the pepper, he snaps his fingers behind my back.

“This pepper… It’s not coarse enough.” I turned back and said, “I’m sorry… but that’s the only pepper we have.” “Mmmm, yeah, you can take this back, then maybe you could go get me some sea salt instead.”

“I’m sorry sir, but we don’t have sea salt, just regular table salt.” “Mmmm, I’m sorry, I must have mistaken this place for an ACTUAL restaurant.” “And I am sorry too sir, you’ve mistaken me for someone who gives a sh*t about your obnoxious demands. Enjoy your soup.”



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