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People Share Their Best Comebacks to a Rude Customer

76. No Free Stuff For You


This was back when I used to work at a KFC/Taco Bell. Guy ordered the two-piece chicken special.

Ate all of it. Comes up to complain that he didn’t like it. Mind you, he had devoured it until all of it was gone.

The manager doesn’t want to deal with him as he’s a bit crazy/comes in a lot, so he gives him another two pieces for free.

The guy eats all of it again. Comes up to register and tries to do the same thing he did to my manager with me.

Says he doesn’t like it again and wants another one. I reply, “Okay. That will be $2.50 (or whatever price it was back then), and no, you will not get it for free.

All the grease all over your face shows you liked it a lot – now pay up or go home.”

The guy was too stunned to do anything – and walked off without the food. My manager later yelled at me for being rude but also high-fived me because that guy was a constant asshole and always tried to get stuff for free.

I quit working there, and they closed the place down, but my former manager says the guy stopped trying to get it for free and actually paid for every meal after that.



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