73. I Don’t Need Your Change, Sweetie
“Sweetie, you were amazing. Here is a pamphlet for my church. I hope you know where you’re going. I would hate to go to heaven and not see you there. Oh, and you can keep the change, sweetie it’s all yours.”
Change: is $0.22 on a $68 tab.
Me: You can keep all that change. Sweetie.