55. They Always Come Back
I work for a moving company, customers always get mad when we don’t have the equipment available for them when they show up last minute with no reservation.
‘Well, I’ll just go to (competitor’s name)!’ Would always reply with exact directions ‘Great, they are a block north, on the right side.
You can’t miss ’em.’ Never failed to get a disgusted scoff, but we would always see them again in an hour or so to set up a reservation when competitors didn’t have any equipment either.