5. Yes, I’m Paid To Say That

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Had a customer harassing me over a product he bought and wanted to return.
No receipt, over the return date, claimed he paid for it in cash.
I told him that the return policy was within 30 days, and he had to have a receipt.
Him: “You’re just paid to say that.”
Me: “As a matter of fact, I am paid to say that. That’s how jobs work.”
Never saw his scamming ass again.