47. She Wasn’t Impressed
I used to be a night porter in a hotel, and one of the residents comes to the desk to complain about how early the residents’ bar closes (3 am).
I went through the usual explanation, we’re a 3-star hotel, etc.
She was having none of it and started claiming this wasn’t legal and she’ll have my job, then she said, “I mean, if the bar isn’t open all night, why would people even come to the hotel?”
So I replied, “Generally, people come to sleep.” She wasn’t too impressed.