4. Hotter Than The Seven Sons Of Hell
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We have sweet biscuits with icing on top.
Every weekend this lady comes in and wants them fresh, with extra icing.
But every time something is wrong, the main complaint being it’s too cold, probably due to the extra icing being on top of it, which we have told her repeatedly.
Well, this last time she came in, we give her the biscuit, fresh out of the oven, loaded down with icing, and she still says it’s cold.
The manager tells her the only way to get it any hotter would be to melt the icing in the microwave, which we refuse to do.
The lady has a conniption, demanding to know why.
My manager, God love her, says, “Because sugar is hotter than the seven sons of hell when it’s heated up like that, and no matter how much you deserved it, I be damned if I give you an excuse to have a lawsuit against us.”
