39. Merry Christmas
My sister once had a woman freaking the hell out at her on Christmas day at a restaurant we both worked in because the buffet was momentarily out of pumpkin pie.
Her 5-10 minute tirade prevented my sister from just going in back and grabbing a piece to shut her up.
She finally ended her rant with, “I can’t believe this. This is CHRISTMAS.”
To which my sister replied with a smile, “You’re right, ma’am, it IS Christmas. Merry Christmas,” then promptly walked away.