31. Today I Only Have Two Hands
Two guys at the table, 50% off food deal. They ordered lots of things.
I bring 4 plates at a time as they are hot, and I really don’t want a burn. First guy: Where’s my mac and cheese? Second guy: And my burger? Me: Sorry guys, today I have only 2 hands.
Maybe next time you come by, I’ll grow 2 more. Needless to say, they apologized, and we laughed it off. They are regulars now.