30. I’m Not A Dog
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Once a guy was sitting with his girlfriend, and he whistled for my attention as I was walking past.
I turned around to him and outright just said to him, that I’m not a dog, you don’t whistle to get my attention.
He suddenly when very quiet and wouldn’t stop saying sorry whilst his girlfriend looked mortified.
I then said that after that, I expect a big tip and walked away. His girlfriend then went on to slap his arm, and by the end, they left me £10 on a £30ish bill which for English tipping wasn’t half bad.
