18. Are You Deaf?

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I worked at Target a few years ago. When it’s time to close, a speaker warns you 15 or so minutes early and asks you to rap things up.
This lady is going threw clothes at the speed of a snail. Taking her sweet time. The recording plays again, we are closing ECT.
I walk up to her and pretend I know sign language and start fake signing. She asks what are you doing I replied, “I’m sorry, I thought you were deaf.”