15. I Only Have Two Hands
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We don’t use trays at the restaurant I work at, you just take what you can carry and go back for the rest or have someone follow you.
I usually just carry one item in each hand, so I don’t risk dropping things.
Pretty often, I’ll hear “Uhhh, we’re missing (item)” in a condescending or rude way, 99% of the time, from older people. I just say, “Ma’am/sir.
I only have two hands.” Not especially creative or a clapback but it always gives me a nice sense of satisfaction.
