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People Share Their Best Comebacks to a Rude Customer

104. We Don’t Serve Rude People


My parents owned a drive-thru coffee shop. Mom and pop kinda place, people came for the service and quality. Drive-thru was a perk, but you ordered and were served at the window – not fast food style.

One day this car in the line just starts honking away. They were not trapped in the drive-thru and could easily have pulled away, but instead, they sat behind a person who had just placed their order and honked away.

Once they finally get to the window, my dad asks, “Was that you honking?” and the person all impatient like says, “Well, yeah.” My dad says, “We don’t serve rude people” and closes the window on them. He got a full round of applause from the people inside.



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