102. Listen To Your Wife
Fancy Cheesecake-Making Restaurant. Huge menu, All-day breakfast. The guy looks like hipster Gene Wilder with his family.
Tries to order a build-your-own omelet with ingredients we don’t have. I tell him, “All the ingredient options are listed on the menu.” He says, “No, you have them in some salad,” as he flips back through the menu.
His wife says, “You must be thinking of the other place.” He cuts her off and says, “No, it’s here.” I say, “Sir, your wife is right.”
He gets a burger instead. Silent afterwards.