101. Davis Saves Me Every Time
Was working at a bar, and this dude kept coming to take free shots claiming he was friends with the owner and just making a mess out of everything.
After an hour or so, I just stood up and told him to cut it, or I’d call security, to which he replied he would get me fired.
So I called my favorite bouncer “Davis.”
Davis is a 6’9 massive Congolese French Foreign Legion veteran. Let’s just say he never returned.