90. I Trapped Them
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The elementary school that my kids attended had serious parking issues. There were very few available parking spots, so the school decided they would put 2 front row spots up for auction. The winner would have a reserved parking spot for the entire school year.
I won a spot, and the school even put up a ‘RESERVED for KarizmaWithaK’ sign. One day, I arrived to pick up my kids, and someone was parked in MY spot. They were sitting in their car, so I got out of mine and knocked on their window and told them they were parked in my reserved spot, and could they please move.
They refused. So I blocked them in and went to get my kids, and we took our sweet time gathering coats and lunchboxes, of course, I needed to discuss things with their teachers, and the whole time, I could see the asshole in my spot getting angrier and angrier, but there was nothing they could do and no way for them to exit the parking spot.
Other parents kept going up to them to tell them they were parked in someone’s reserved spot, and just about every kid who went by yelled,’ That’s not your parking spot!’ and now the parking offender was the center of a lot of unwanted attention which made them pretty pissy, and they got out and complained to the principal who read them the riot act.
I still kept them trapped for about another 15 minutes as I wasn’t in a hurry to be anywhere, and there wasn’t anything they could do about it.
