67. A Memorable Apartment Showing

Pexels
Basically, I haven’t had the greatest landlord and have gotten screwed over a few times by him but never really did anything about it. So now I am moving out in the next few months, and he has been showing my place to potential new tenants, and the rate of showings is getting rather annoying.
So this evening, I thought it would be a good time to send a clear message that I have had enough of the showings. I was given the standard notice of when they were going to be coming by, but I wasn’t going to let that interrupt my “schedule.”
So when the landlord opened the door to show the prospective tenants in, the first thing they see is me doing the side-plank pose naked as the day I was born. The look of horror on the lady’s face when she saw me was priceless.
Long story short, to say the only thing that was shown was my naked glory and a very bewildered landlord. I am still waiting for his response to my interpretation of a “showing.” icarusflewtooclose