54. That One Coworker
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At my old workplace, there was a woman who would eat other people’s food without their consent. The food was stored in the company refrigerator. She ate mine. I caught her. I got pissed.
Other people were pissed when they found she was also eating their food. Revenge… So every day after I caught her, some of my co-workers and I would buy a dozen donuts in the morning.
We would offer her a donut first. “Sure, take two. Three. There’s plenty.” She would take two or three. We brought candy and left them in a bowl close to her desk. She could not help herself. Her weight ballooned to unhealthy proportions.
Last I heard, she now has health issues related to bariatrics.
