48. I Won
Once, a friend couple looted an exquisite dessert I ordered at a restaurant dining with them. The cruel bastards just ate it in front of my eyes. I told them, “You know, revenge is a dish best served cold”. They just laughed.
Roughly two years later, we were out drinking beers, and they told me they were gonna watch Fight Club, highly anticipating the movie since they both had heard so many good things about it.
I spoiled the movie for them by revealing the twist. 30 minutes into the movie, they called me and told me I was an asshole. Win!