44. She’ll Never Touch Another Milkshake Again
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Not me, but my older brother. Him and his friends were in high school, and there was a girl that would come and steal his friend’s milkshake every day at lunch. This had been going on for a while, and it was pissing all of them off, so my brother came up with a way to get back at her.
The next day would be like any other – his friend would get his lunch and milkshake – but they would cut up some ex-lax and stir it into the milkshake. The next day rolls around, and they proceed with the plan.
Well, the girl comes and takes the milkshake, laughing while she snatches his drink (and I think called him some rude name or something). The joke was on her, though, because she apparently didn’t show up for school for the next 3 days.
