43. “Remember To Shave”
I got turned down, by the manager, at a job interview for a team member at Dominos because of my stubble facial hair.
Weeks later, I order from that same Dominos, and that same manager is, the one who delivers my order, which is around $25, and I couldn’t help but notice he has stubble facial hair. So I gave him no tip and told him the exact same thing he told me.
It’s not exactly like this, but something similar: “Why do you have all that facial hair? Do you think customers wanna see that? Anyways, I won’t be giving you a tip this time. Maybe when I order again, I’ll be giving you a tip. But of course, remember to shave.”