37. She Had Lice For A Month
In eighth grade, a girl spread a rumor saying that I and my best friend were lesbians and that I’d contracted head lice from her pubes. Coincidentally, the kids we babysat at the time had a bad case of lice.
In a moment of ingenuity, I and my friend swiped a few off their heads and put them in an envelope. The next morning in homeroom, we saw her asleep on her desk and dumped the lice on her head when no one was looking. They made themselves at home, and she had lice for a month.
Four lovely weeks of giggling uncontrollably every time we saw her hopelessly scratching her infested head during class.