103. Beer Bong With Urine In It
There was this dude who I played football with when I was a freshman in high school who decided it would be a good idea to pour his milk all over my school lunch. Being less than confrontational as a kid, I merely got up from my seat and walked away.
The summer after we graduated (he had transferred to another school in the meantime), I went to a bonfire at a mutual friend’s house, and everyone was getting pretty hammered.
I brought a beer bong, and toward the end of the night, I pissed in it, then put a couple of cans of beer in it. Then I bet him he couldn’t bong a full funnel. He took the bait and drank it all down. He asked why it tasted so warm, and everyone just figured it was from the beer sitting near a bonfire in summer.
It was very petty and certainly not something I was proud of doing afterward, but I was pretty drunk, and he was always a huge prick. If I ever run into him again, I might tell him just to see his reaction.