Millionaire, professional poker player, “Instagram King” and socialite Dan Bilzerian is one of the most polarizing and fascinating figures in our society for how he exemplifies the extremes hedonism and decadence in our culture. Throughout the years, he’s made headlines for his ridiculous lifestyle, whether it’s sharing pics with topless women in exotic places, shooting huge machine guns or getting kicked out of nightclubs. Love him or hate him, Bilzerian certainly lives his life to the fullest, and he wants the rest of us to keep paying attention. So in honor of Bilz, here are the 25 most ridiculous things he has ever done for attention.
Dan Bilzerian’s Lawn Orgies
So what’s a regular date night for Dan Bilzerian? Apparently, it’s partaking in a huge naked orgy featuring six beautiful women. It looks like one of the topless women on the bottom left is also taking full advantage of the situation, probably for social media purposes. Doesn’t he just look so peaceful?
Life’s A Boat
Despite his good looks and his flashy lifestyle, it was a 2013 clip of Bilzerian stroking his beard that went viral and put the socialite on everyone’s radar. That said, he’s proving we should’ve been paying attention all along, because he makes every day a party. Just take this picture of the social media guru aboard a private yacht with gorgeous women.
Chilling In The Pool With A Quad Bike
Bilzerian has a huge following, and for good reason. His 21.4 million Instagram followers are mystified by his life. Take this photo for example, of Bilzerian’s quad bike just chilling comfortably in a pool.
A Meeting With The Future President
Bilzerian isn’t just meeting pretty models and “hot strangers,” as he puts it. He’s also meeting influential figures and celebrities. Take this photo of him having a casual meeting with future President Donald Trump. Looks like a pretty nice spread on that table, right?
He Even Shows Off His Fan Art
When he’s too busy living the high life to take a picture of himself in real time, Bilzerian can just pick from fan art to show off to his followers. Check out this painting of the socialite with a scantily clad model and a very testy looking cat.
Flying For Weather Climate
What’s better than having your own plane to fly to exotic locations in? Well, if we’re going to match Bilzerian’s lifestyle, it’s having gorgeous company on said plane. For this particular trip, he impulsively decided to fly to get some snowmobile action in. Talk about baller status!
Living It Up In The Dunes
Proving that he has more adventure in him than your average Hollywood action star, here’s an absolutely breathtaking photo of a carefree Bilzerian enjoying life at the Dumont Dunes.
Taking Hitting The Jackpot To New Heights
Think Dan is just living the fabulous life without profiting off of it? Think again, because this dude isn’t shy about showing off his major cheddar to the world. So what exactly did he spend that money on? Lotto tickets for his followers! Who said Bilzerian isn’t charitable?
Bedtime For Bilzerian
When we think of relaxing, it’s usually in bed, cuddled up to a pillow, with the TV on in the background. When Dan Bilzerian relaxes from his exciting life, it’s with a handgun, and four barely dressed beauties.
Watching John Wick With A Goat
If chilling in bed with a bunch of models doesn’t do the trick, then Bilzerian really lets loose and invites a goat into the bedroom to watch a screener of John Wick.
His Associates Are Machine Gun Wearing Models
He may not get paid to be an action star in the movies, but he sure lives like one when it comes to keeping in shape and living that crazy lifestyle. Here he is horsing around with his “associates,” AKA cleavage-bearing, machine-gun wearing models.
Creating Photo Ops Wherever He Goes
Just because he’s not an actor doesn’t mean his life isn’t less exciting than in the movies. Take this photo of Bilzerian biking from Vegas to LA and coincidentally running into the police. Talk about a killer photo op!
The Most Luxurious Cars
Think he gets around on just his bike? Think again. Dan Bilzerian owns the best of the most luxurious cars in the world. Jealous yet?
The Pool Girl
We already know that Bilzerian loves to do wild activities when he “relaxes,” but sometimes, Dan is just like you and I as he gets some much-needed R&R by the pool. That said, not everyone takes in the sun with a scantily clad beach babe doing all the pool work.
Showering Off On A Yacht
Some people spend their time on yachts soaking in the sun. When it comes to Dan Bilzerian, he’s all about showering off his guests, who happen to be some of the finest looking specimens around.
Hanging Out On A Private Island
It isn’t all about hanging out with the ladies for Bilzerian. In this photo, Bilzerian is on Necker Island, a privately owned island turned endangered animal sanctuary. Fellow rich guy Richard Branson just so happens to own this beautiful space of land.
Making Friends Wherever He Goes
When you have as many adventures as Bilzerian, there’s no telling who or what you will run into. Here he is with a gorgeous model riding a 600 lb, 100-year-old Galapagos tortoise.
Art Basel’s Unlikely Visitor
Don’t accuse Dan of not being cultured. The socialite decided to head to Miami for the art festival Art Basel. Of course, we’re willing to bet no one else’s suitcase looked like his.
He Woke Up Like This
He has gorgeous models, bikes, cars, and of course, trucks. In one Instagram post, Bilzerian boasted, “I woke up like this.” It’s not hard to believe this is the first thing he saw bright and early upon waking. What a life!
A Night On The Town
While most of his photos feature him just as naked as his ladies are, every now and then Dan Bilzerian likes to suit up for a night out on the town.
A Man’s Gotta Eat
Dan Bilzerian is always trying to top himself. So, what’s better than being surrounded by scantily clad women in a hot tub? Eating food off of one of these gorgeous women. It looks like both parties are enjoying this treat.
Working Out With Famous Friends
Due to his active lifestyle, the avid poker player has to keep up with his body. Apparently, that means working out with famous friend and music producer Steve Aoki.
Shooting In A Robe
What’s better than going out shooting in the middle of the desert? If you’re Dan Bilzerian, it’s testing out your new fancy silencers in your bathrobe. Talk about some casual shooting gear.
Nothing Beats A Beautiful View
Sometimes it’s not about the babes on the yacht. Sometimes, it’s about admiring the things you have in life. For this filthy rich stud, he just so happens to have a gorgeous yacht that’s just as beautiful as the night sky.