74. Poop In A Box
Patient made an appointment and brought in his poop in a box. He was concerned about the size of his turd, and if it’s normal. All he got from the visit was, “Normal turd. Yes, it’s pretty wide.”
Turd box was set out with biohazard waste. The waste guy thought it was a misplaced package and put it on the front desk. Secretary got quite the surprise that day.