71. He Made A Confession
A patient of my dad’s (a dermatologist) had a visit from a city councilman who presented with a large brown growth on the tip of his penis.
He started by confessing, “I haven’t exactly been faithful to my wife recently.” After a close-up inspection, my dad asked him, “Have you done any camping recently, Ted?”
He replied, “Why yes, I took the boys to Arkansas two weeks ago. How did you know?” “Because,” my dad replied, “you have the largest wood tick on your penis I’ve ever seen.”