21. The Devil Was In His Balls
This comes from my friend’s mother: She was working in the emergency room one night when a homeless man walks in, muttering, “The devil’s in my balls. Devil’s in my balls.”
She takes him in and says, “Calm down, sir, we’ll have a look.” Sure enough, his balls are quite swollen. She palpates them, and they tear open, revealing a mass of MAGGOTS.