14. Hospital Mystery
I used to be a nurse’s aid. I once had to put a very obese woman on the bedpan (she was only mid 40’s), and I left. She put her call light on, and when I answered she said she was all done.
I turn her on her side to remove the bedpan, only to see that it is empty. My first thought was that she had been mistaken about having pooped.
But then I look and realize that her ass cheeks were so massive her entire dump couldn’t make it the length of her cheeks and had gotten wedged in between them.
I had to dig the entire load out of her ass by hand. It was only about two months into the job, and it gave me some serious second thoughts haha.
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