39. Monster Under The Bed
My 3-year-old daughter was going through the monsters under her bed phase. Lasted for weeks, and it was really wearing on her mom & me.
One night after mom tried to put her to bed, she tagged me in. After 30 minutes, I grew pretty frustrated. In a last-ditch attempt, I promised my daughter that there weren’t any monsters under her bed. She replied, “I know. Now they’re behind you.” After that, I let her sleep with us for a week.
