33. Another Set of Parents
My four-year-old daughter insisted one night that she has another set of parents. I told her a couple times that we are her only mommy and daddy and she was getting really frustrated with me.
I asked her what made her think she had another mommy and daddy. She told me they went to the store one day without her and she felt alone and looked for them. She said it was dark and got cold. Then she hugged me and said ‘And now I live with you!’ Among other creepy things, but that’s by far the most WTF one.
