Incredibly Creepy Things Kids Have Said

29. I Like Them Raw

Before starting first grade, my oldest daughter was talking to me…
“Mommy, I hope my new classroom has a pet that we get to bring home on the weekends, like a cute bunny.”
Enter creepy, aka my youngest. In an entirely serious voice, deadpan face…
“I like mine raw.”
Me…
“A, I hope your new class DOESN’T have any pets.”