25. Satan
Not a parent but I was kinda freaked by this. I was waiting for a bus a few weeks ago and a little girl skipped up to me she was ahead of her mother and she smiled at me so I did the polite thing and smiled back she then looked at me with a dead straight face and said “Satan Says Hi And He Can’t Wait To Meet You In A Few Years” and then she skipped away leaving me shock think I’ll be keeping myself safe as much as I can.
