20. Well, That Was Disturbing
I was out with my little puppy. A kid of about four years old came up to me, excited to pet her. His dad said, ‘Be gentle’ as the kid was heavily hitting her head, thinking he was stroking her nicely, as kids do.
Then the kid looked at me and said, ‘If I hug it really hard, all its blood and guts will come out everywhere.’ The dad excused them both and left.